Bjork walks into Vitter's office to talk about Luke..............

Bjork "Well Jeffrey, I'm not real sure we can put Luke in there without losing the entire fanbase."
Vitter: "OMG, can you see the squirrels outside? They are so pretty and fun!"
Bjork: "Jeffrey, come on, let's focus. How can we do this and not cause too much trouble?"
Vitter: "You know Ross, I never liked squirrels much, but golly! These guys are having fun out there! But that one bird is really mean to them, and that makes me sad."
Bjork: "Dammit, can you at least focus!"
Vitter: "What are we talking about?"
Bjork: "We have to put Luke in charge as HC, but it's gonna piss off our fanbase when we do it. I'm need advice."
Vitter: *stares blankly*
Bjork: "Well?"
Vitter: "Oh, hey. I was thinking."
Bjork: "And what did you come up with?"
Vitter: "I've been thinking about this for awhile. Maybe if we setup a bird feeder then the bird would leave the squirrels alone."
Bjork: "Christ almighty Jeffrey! This is serious!"
Vitter: "Exactly! Which is why we could contact someone on the grounds crew and..."
Bjork: "Stop it! I don't give a rats ass about that damn bird!"
Vitter: "I don't either! We're doing it for the squirrels!"
Bjork: "Jeffrey, please...................."
Vitter: "Okay, we'll come back to the squirrels. So what sport is this?"
Bjork: "Football!"
Vitter: "I don't like Andy. His brother Randy seems really nice."
Bjork: "That's basketball."
Vitter: "Which one is the football one?"
Bjork: "The one that just ended."
Vitter: "It's too cold out there. The squirrels need to stay warm...."
Bjork: "Goddammit! How the hell are you this easily distracted???"
Vitter: "What do you think the color blue smells like?"
Bjork: "We talked about that earlier today. I dunno. Maybe like a plum?"
Vitter: "No, I think purple would smell like a plum. I'm hungry. Today is Tuesday?"
Bjork: "No, it's Thursday."
Vitter: "I like the taco specials they have."
Bjork: "Yes, but that's on Tuesday. Today is Thursday."
Vitter: "Can I still get tacos?"
Bjork: "I don't care! Eat whatever the hell you want to eat!!!"
Vitter: "Somebody needs a hug."
Bjork: "What? No, sit back down. Dammit Jeffrey, get your hands off me. Stop...ugh...fine."
Vitter: "Isn't that better?"
Bjork: "Whatever. Can we talk about Luke?"
Vitter: "I always thought Bo was the troublemaker, but golly geez, that Daisy was sure pretty!"
Bjork: *deep sigh*
Bjork: "Look, Luke is going to be the HC of the football team. We're gonna pay him 3 million dollars a year." *laughs*
Vitter: "Okay. But I need to ask about something."
Bjork: "The NCAA?"
Vitter: "That the group that does scholarships?"
Bork: "No, that's the NAACP."
Vitter: "Oh."
Bjork: "Didn't you have a question?"
Vitter: "About what?"
Bjork: "Luke."
Vitter: "Is he on the grounds crew? Because if we put the feeder on the other side of campus..."
Bjork: "STOP IT!"
Vitter: "Sometimes if we don't go early enough, they run out of tacos."
Bjork: "Today is Thursday! Taco Tuesday is on f'ing Tuesday!!!"
Vitter: "So tomorrow?"
Bjork: "What?"
Vitter: "Tomorrow we can have tacos."
Bjork: "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Vitter: "Sometimes I like to put on a duck hat and pretend I'm a duck."
Bjork: "What??"
Vitter: "I think I could follow the mommy duck around and pretend to be a baby duck. But I never learned to swim and that could...."
Bjork: "Okay, I think I have an idea."
Vitter: "..cause problems without being able to swim really well. But then...."
Bjork: "We just need a distraction. Something to occupy the fans' focus."
Vitter: "....to help with that, I could wear my floaties. But maybe if I got some really pretty yellow...."
Bjork: "If we hire him before the NCAA penalties come out, then they'll only be upset about Luke for just a few days..."
Vitter: "...ones then maybe that'll blend in and the mommy duck won't know the difference. And then..."
Bjork: "So when then NCAA penalties come out, they'll all be focused on that and not how we railroaded getting Luke in there! This is brilliant!!"
Vitter: "...maybe the mommy duck would try to feed me. But..."
Bjork: "JEFFREY!!!!!!!!!"
Vitter: "Oh, I'm sorry. What?"
Bjork: "Have you not been listening?"
Vitter: "Let's go get tacos and stop by the grounds crew on the way. You ready?"
Bjork: "Goddammit!!"
Vitter: "Does someone need a hug?"

And thus, the plan to place Luke in as HC was sprung................