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Re: Miss. State Jokes
Contrary to most opinions of a Miss State graduate, they are not completely useless . . . .
A Miss State graduate can always be used as a bad example.
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A Miss State student walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please."
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A state student is conducting an experiment on a grasshopper. Each time he pulls a leg off the grasshopper, he yells ,"HOP!" and the grasshopper hops. After pulling the last leg off the grasshopper, the student yells, :HOP!" but the grasshopper doesn't hop. His conclusion: When all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, the grasshopper becomes deaf.
Another genius educated at miss state.
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An Alabama student, an LSU student, and a Miss. State student had all commited horrendous crimes and were going to be shot. The Alabama student was brought up and blindfolded. The general shouted, "Ready ....... aim..." and the Alabama student yelled, "Huricane!!" Everybody ducked, and he ran away free. Dismayed at losing their first prisioner, the guards brought up the LSU student with renewed vengence. They blindfolded him and the general commanded, "Ready......aim....." and the LSU guy shouted, "Tornado!!" Fearing for their lives, everybody ducked, and he ran away free. Well, the Miss. State student has been watching all this and starts thinking, "They all yelled natural disasters and they got away, so I will too." So they brought him up and blinded folded him, the general shouted, "Ready ...... aim...." and the Miss. State screamed, "Fire!!"
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After the Apollo moon missions, researchers the world over were putting in applications with NASA for pieces of moon rock. Mississippi State was late in getting their application submitted and NASA had run out of rocks. So one of the NASA officials went out into a field, picked up a cow patty, gave it to the Bulldogs and told them that it was a moon rock. A few months later Mississippi State announced that they had conclusively proven that the cow did jump over the moon.
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2 State grads went down to NASA and Houston to enroll in the space program. They said "we want to be the first to go to the sun". They were told," it's nine zillion degrees on the sun and you just can't go" The replied " yes we can if just wait till it's night to go."
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A Mississippi State grad sees an ad for a $99 cruise, so he goes down to the travel agent and shells out his money. The travel agent hits him over the head with a baseball bat, stuffs him in a sack, throws him out the back window onto a raft and cuts the raft loose. The Mississippi State grad wakes up to find himself adrift, along with another Mississippi State grad. The first MSU grad says "I hope they serve dinner on this cruise." The second MSU grad replies, "They didn't last year."
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