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    11/26/2019 7:37 pm  #11

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    6 THINGS FOR STATE STUDENTS NEED TO LEARN
     

    1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.


    2. There is a very fine line between "state student" and "mental illness."


    3. Never lick a steak knife.


    4. Your friends love you in spite of you attending a second rate college.

    5. Thought for the day: state players are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the
    Ole Miss Rebels to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something
    acceptable to have dinner with.
     
    6. No matter what your coach says – You can’t fix stupid.
     
     

     

    11/26/2019 8:44 pm  #12

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    Did ou hear about the skeleton they found in the closet at the state dormitory? He was declared the undisputed winner of the 1953 hide and seek contest.

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    11/26/2019 9:03 pm  #13

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    Two state grads were walking though the woods hunting when they happened upon a beautiful woman lounging nude on a log.  When she saw them staring at her (one was drooling), she struck a provocative pose and exclaimed, "hi boys, I'm game."  So they shot her.

     

    11/26/2019 9:48 pm  #14

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    Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Mississippi State University library?   
    A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

     

    11/27/2019 3:58 am  #15

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    What do you call a stste student with many girl friends?

    Shepherd

     

    11/27/2019 4:02 am  #16

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    Following extensive research, Miss State University just announced another use for sheep . . . . . . . . . . .WOOL.

     

    11/27/2019 4:04 am  #17

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    Moorhead asked an incoming freshman quarterback, " How well can you pass a football?"

    His reply,"I don't have a problem passing anything that I can swallow."

     

    11/27/2019 4:16 am  #18

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    Coach Moorhead's wife accused him of being immature.

    He told her to get out of his fort.

     

    11/27/2019 4:24 am  #19

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    Dan Mullen on his first meeting with the Univiversity of Florida football team.
    "Men - there are several things I learned as head coach of Miss. State and I want to teach each of you those disciplines. My body is a fine tuned work of art . . . just like my mind. Every morning, precisely at 5:30 AM, I urinate. Then, precisely at 5:45 AM I deficate. And precisely at 6:00 AM I wake up." 

     

    11/27/2019 4:28 am  #20

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    Women only call a Miss State grad ugly until they find out how much money they make.

    Then they call them ugly and poor.

     

     

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