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Miss. State Jokes
For Miss. State week, put your Miss. State jokes here!!!
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NASA is moving the space program to Starkville because it has no atmosphere.
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Some MSU Bulldogs decide to go ice fishing, so they grab their gear and get a saw for the ice. They go to the ice and start sawing a hole when the hear a resounding voice from above "There are no fish there." So, they move over to another spot and start sawing again. Again they hear the voice, "There are no fish there." Once again they moved and started sawing away. For a third time they hear the voice, "There are no fish there." In frustration they throw down their tools, look up and ask "Who is that?" To which the voice responds, "This is the manager of the mall."
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A professor at the Mississippi State was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Shiiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said, "Goats!"
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Mississippi State hasn't given their players ice water since the student with the recipe graduated.
Show me someone who doesn't care if they win or lose and I will show you a loser.
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How many MSU football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None , the tutor does it for them.
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An Alabama student, an LSU student, and a Miss. State student had all commited horrendous crimes and were going to be shot. The Alabama student was brought up and blindfolded. The general shouted, "Ready ....... aim..." and the Alabama student yelled, "Huricane!!" Everybody ducked, and he ran away free. Dismayed at losing their first prisioner, the guards brought up the LSU student with renewed vengence. They blindfolded him and the general commanded, "Ready......aim....." and the LSU guy shouted, "Tornado!!" Fearing for their lives, everybody ducked, and he ran away free. Well, the Miss. State student has been watching all this and starts thinking, "They all yelled natural disasters and they got away, so I will too." So they brought him up and blinded folded him, the general shouted, "Ready ...... aim...." and the Miss. State screamed, "Fire!!"
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Two Bulldogs were pulling a large deer thru the woods. They came across a Rebel and he said, "Really nice buck you got there, but I think if you pulled him by his horns it would be a lot better than dragging him by his hind legs." The Bulldogs tried it and after a while one said, "This sure is better. It's a lot smoother over the ground." The other Bulldog said, "Yeah but we sure a getting farther away from the truck!"
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A graduate from Miss. State was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the bulldog complained to the doctor that the supposiories had not produce the desired results.
"Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.
"What do you think I've been doing," said the bulldog, "shoving them up my ass?"
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During deer season a far-sighted Bulldog and his friend went hunting. The Bulldog heard a crackle, shot into the brush, and injured his friend. Several hours later the Bulldog saw the doctor who tried to save his friend's life. "Your friend would have survived if you hadn't gutted him," the doctor said bluntly.
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